Tommy Johnson

A convicted war criminal from 2005 who killed seventeen people with chlorine gas after his wife left him.

Tommy Johnson : "I have something really cool, you guys should come and take a look."
17 People in 2005 : "Oh boy I can't wait to see this"

by Kajus Vaicuis April 22, 2021

Wet Tommy

The act of putting all of your fingers in your mouth then placing your soggy fingers into somebody elses mouth.

Every time I yawn, papa hits me with a fresh Wet Tommy.

by newspoons October 6, 2011

Tommy Squeaker

An anal eruption which rather like the air being released from a deflating balloon.

"Bloody 'ell - that was a reet Tommy Squeaker"

"Phwooar...that duck's got bad breath"

by They call me The Seeker September 1, 2010

tommy twist

When you jump up and spin around while farting!

Kevin walked up to me while I was sitting on the floor and did a "tommy twist" right into my face.

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj July 12, 2022

tommie network

Stream of ejaculate flowing from woman to woman to woman and eventually leading us back to a few chads at Carlson School of Management. It does not mean "we'll have buddies in esteemed positions who'll line you up with jobs/internships/careers SIMPLY because you paid 40,000 a year to do shit at St Thomas--it means 1/4th of the womenfolk here fucked some dudes at Carlson and wound up becoming senior vice presidents at 23. hahaha what a schmuck buying into our con game"

Advisor: "Oy! we have a GREAT tommie network, when you graduate you'll be getting offers for career-launchpad positions! (but in reality only the sloots, the well-connected and the family-business-owning students will find high-level careers heheheheh...we say we love egalitarianism while really conning the 99.999%! "

Gullible students: "OY! so you mean if I pay 40,000 a year to study vocabulary terms but 'trust your plan' I'll wind up an Investment Banker or CFO at age 22? (for the record, Urban Dictionary, this is LITERALLY what Dr Ernest Owens and Michael Devaugh promise)"

Savvy students: "Oh tommie network? TOMMIE NETWORK ? sigh...guess I better bring my umbrella....sighghhgh..."

by AnonemousMarmot November 8, 2020

Tommy Shelby

Some bad-ass dude from the Tv-Show called Peaky Blinders, who smokes so much that; he almost makes smoking look healthy.

Tommy Shelby: "Don't **** with the Peaky Blinders

by Xoognation January 25, 2023

Tommy Toilet

A smiling cartoon toilet by artist R. Crumb, who reminds people "Don't forget to wipe your ass!"

Virginia keeps forgetting to wipe her arse. What we need is a Tommy Toilet poster in the crapper.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005