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Brown Toaster

When someone take a rather massive dump and it stays and fills the whole toilet (usually after taco bell or chipotle).
Person 1: I gotta go to the bathroom
Person 2: Don't! Someone left a Brown Toaster
by Huge Handle June 13, 2018
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Toaster Knifing

A sexual act where you carefully insert pop its fireworks into a condom you are wearing, so that when you stick you dick in, it causes them to all explode from the pressure against them. Much like the explosion created by jamming a knife into a toaster
Person: “Me and my girlfriend tried toaster knifing last night. It was painful but she says she wants to do it again
by Stupidtiredidiotmoron October 29, 2022
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Laggy Toaster

A laggy toaster, is the laggyest, most uncontrollable device ever. If you have a laggy toaster then you better either uphold the name or get a new toaster. A laggy toaster can be the most prestigious name or the least presteigious.
You have a Laggy Toaster.
by Rachelier April 18, 2018
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Piggie-toaster

When you put your toes(piggies) underneath something/someone to make them warm
S/o: why are you putting your cold toes under my butt?
Me: I need a piggie-toaster !
by Bunniboo333 February 19, 2022
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Toaster strudel

When banging a girl you nut inside her and then eat her box.
When I toaster strudeled that chick I came back up with icing on my chin
by Geoward91 April 7, 2022
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Toaster Bath

Robert hated life and needed to flip all the breakers in the house so he attempted toaster bath.
by Toaster Bath February 29, 2020
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Toaster Fucker

Someone who is into machines, mainly someone who is sexually attracted to Five Nights At Freddy's characters.
"She's into Montgomery Gator."
"What a toaster fucker."
by BamAlakazam February 22, 2022
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