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Minge strike

When one does not want to wash her minge because she's having a lazy day and wants to sit on her big fat fanny all day, festering.
Can't be arsed washin' it today, I'm havin' a minge strike day. Will ya still lick me out? ... when you've finished get me a bag ov chips from chippy cocker"
by Doris Mackeral July 8, 2010
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knee strike

A move used in professional wrestling. When one jumps in mid air then extends his or her knee forward. Striking their opponent in the face.
"The Cleaner" Kenny Omega uses his signature move. The High Knee or better known as the V Trigger Knee Strike
by NJPW July 7, 2017
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Baton Strikes

A group of men, usually led by someone named Derek, who meet up at a secret gym to engage in anal sex.
Dan: Looking forward to some Matroom 13 baton strikes this weekend. I wonder when Derek is going to let us know where we're meeting up.
Jason: I know right? Probably near an emergency room this time. He really had it rough with Scott and his crew really tore him up last go around. I had to get him to a doctor the next day. But he loves it so we'll see...
by Old Man Neltson July 26, 2023
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Napalm Strike

A napalm strike is where a person with severe diarrhea runs across the room while naked. While they shit on the floor, it contaminates the floor with steamy hot poop in the form of a jelly, just like the characteristics of napalm.
Person 1: Yo i just did a napalm strike at the wedding
Person 2: that’s fucking gross
by Karminium April 9, 2021
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Ninja Strike

1. The act of screwing over a friend by throwing your genatalia in the air while he is talking to a girl.

2. The only way lonely men can get women to look at them.

3. When a group of ninjas karate chop your ass in half with chopsticks, a bag of rocks, and a dull ice cream scoop.
1. WHY DID YOU JUST NINJA STRIKE ME????!!!

2. That must of been a lonely bastard if he ninja stricked around Becca.

3. Detective: How'd he die?

Cop: He got ninja stricked...

Detective: Holy Shit..
by Francisco Perez IV July 24, 2011
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Drone Strike

Funny autonomous plane going woosh and bombing towns in random third world countries
isn't NATO the one that drone strikes weddings?

No it's the USA
by Rehehehehehehehehe May 14, 2023
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Counter Strike

The worst thing to happen to humanity since Runescape. Fan Boys will play this game for hours on end while drinking bawls or Red Bull. And then will accuse everyone who beats them at it of being a hacker.
Words can't express my hate of this game.
by iwannabeanalcoholic May 19, 2005
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