Charlie Kirked

When someone blows their load on your neck and fall backwards.

She bumped her head on the wall when she got Charlie Kirked

by I_goodcocks September 13, 2025

Kirk

Slang term used for oral sex

Justin: I went to my girls house last night
James: did you get kirk

by Ethioyoshi November 1, 2025

Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish.

Kirk hasn’t stopped fishing.

by zjc November 21, 2021

kirk

throwing neck / head

are you throwing kirk after this?

by Tadicts September 15, 2025

Kirked

To be assassinated or targeted, especially for speaking out against Israel or expressing controversial political opinions about Israel.

• “Johnny was kirked last year after his protest speech.”
• “Be careful, man — you don’t wanna get kirked.”

by Kim Jong Drew September 25, 2025

kirked

Slang for getting shot critically/getting a critical shot. Reference to Charlie Kirk, a right-wing political activist, getting shot in the jugular on September 10, 2025 during a "Prove Me Wrong" campaign at Utah Valley University and croaking shortly after.

Eden: I just kirked the shit out of this guy on CoD.

Coco: I hope I don't get kirked in the middle of school.

by googlyeyestickers September 10, 2025

Kirk

Deiform of Empyrean

Kirk, The god of creation

by KJKakarot November 3, 2022