Someone of the Christian religion who acts like a wacko and 80% of the time they are hypocrites. They shove their beliefs down your throat and are very judge mental.
Person: Don't go near that her, she's a bible thumper. She attacked me because I watch AHS and listen to Rise Against.
Bible Thumper: WHAT DO YOU THINK GOD THINKS ABOUT THAT HMMMMMM??
Bible Thumper: WHAT DO YOU THINK GOD THINKS ABOUT THAT HMMMMMM??
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Urban Explorer: crikey! We found ourselves a double breasted bed thumper, let's bait her into the bedroom!
DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!
*bags and grabs her*
(3 hours later...)
DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;
DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!
*bags and grabs her*
(3 hours later...)
DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;
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Why does Sarah post bible quotes by day, then whores around the neighborhood by night? That whore is a fake Jesus-thumper.
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