Pure Blooded Thief

A pure blooded thief infiltrates a criminal airship in a government mission. While the goal is to get incriminating files, a pure blooded thief will go for something priceless instead, and the government will realize they've gone rogue and they are not pardoned. This will either lead to joining the criminal organization, being pardoned much later, stealing a base and converting it into a resort, or stealing another priceless object.

You achieved the rank of: Pure Blooded Thief

by NovumPhoenixDuck December 07, 2020

thief river falls

A small "city" where hopes and dreams are killed.

Person " Have you seen Ryan lately?"
Person 2 " No, but I heard he failed at life and moved to Thief River Falls."

by Running Things December 05, 2016

the thief of saint denis

Thierry Henry. a term coined by legendary comentator george hamilton to describe the cheating french bastard who robbed Ireland of a place in the world cup by handling the ball leading to a goal during the qualifier at the stade de france, saint denis, paris

The Thief of Saint Denis rendered the entire world cup competition farcical.

by absolutelygutted November 19, 2009

apple juice thief

A floridian who drinketh one's apply juice that but returneth the favor

Aka: a silo of dousch

He's so cheap one would think he's an apple juice thief.

by ks juice drinker March 01, 2009

British milk thief

Another term for "John Lennon", celebrating the iconic moment on which he stole milk, then died.

"British milk thief was always my favourite member of Plastic Ono Band."

by Anomalocaris July 19, 2023

Mexican Apple Thief

Taking the whole ball sack in your mouth, "stealing" them.

I played Mexican Apple thief last night, the dude was impressed because his balls were the size of a ripe apple.

by Slutty Prometheus July 16, 2022

Irish Thief

One who is Irish and tends to wear multiple irish rings at one time. He/she is coined a thief because the rings are placed on random fingers such as thumbs, pinkies, forefingers, and are being worn at the same time (as if this person has just stolen all of these rings).

"Paddy..... you got a lot of rings on today! What's up with that? Do those all even belong to you? You are a regular ole Irish thief!"

by megalyn27 January 21, 2013