Cobbler Thief 

When a girl/guy goes into the room of a sleeping guy and with great stealth steals some of the knob cheese from under the forskin and frames it for the guys mother.

"Stacey is a Cobbler Thief cos she got ben in trouble. He's lucky his mum thought it was coleslaw."

"Haha your mum stole my Cobbler last night"

Cobbler Thief by Sinister Phil July 17, 2009

The Korean butt thief 

When a male grasps his testicles tightly while his partner screams at the top of her lungs and sucks the male's penis while the male fingers her with his fist while wearing boxing gloves then they both cum in each others eyes and yell " RAWWWR!! " while they eat their own shit and this has to be performed with either your mom, aunt, cousin, sister or grand mother, wife, girlfriend, or brother.

Guy # 1:Dude, I tried The Korean Butt thief with Sheryl last night it was fucking amazing!
Guy # 2:Fucking sweet bro!!

The Korean butt thief by THE RUSSIAN COW BOY October 22, 2012

petty thief 

Someone who steals for petty reasons, which technically is theft in general, because any authentic justification of theft would disqualify it as theft.

A "real thief" is theoretically, according to this logic, someone who only steals from petty thieves. But a petty thief is just as capable in principal of stealing from a "real thief".

Which one of y'all is the petty thief that just stole my cigarette butt?

petty thief by catholicbooty August 26, 2018

time thief

1. one who takes an extra 15 minutes for their lunch. every day.

2. a person (or persons) who comes back late from meetings even though they were round the corner and the meeting was cancelled.

theres a guy in my office who takes the fucking piss constantly. the other day he went to meet a client in the morning and didnt come back until the afternoon with some shyte excuse about train delays and the food taking 'ages'. the fucking time thief.

time thief by toiletgraffiti March 16, 2005

oxygen thief 

An elderly person who is clearly close to death but stubbornly refuses to walk towards the light. Their sole purpose seems to be the selfish depravation of others oxygen. They are only friends to plants and trees.

- I went down to the bank earlier today and couldn't move for bloody coffin dodgers drawing out their pension

- Tell me about it, my grandma's an oxygen thief, I wish she'd hurry up and die so I can get my hands on some cash

oxygen thief by Sam Calvert December 29, 2007

name thief

A person who 'hacks' access to a username which doesn't belong to him/her without the other person's informed consent and/or any rights exclusive to the original account owner (e.g. an encrypted password).

Where multiple (identical) usernames are allowed, especially on large image channels such as 4chan: a namefag who 'steals' the name of a celebrity or acts as a sockpuppet for an existing user on another website.

Jimmy Wales' Wikipedia account was stolen by a name thief today!

name thief by Torchickens December 1, 2010

Sunglass thief 

A person who steals or jacks another person's sunglasses, usually in a sneaky or bitch-like way. Often times a sunglass thief is a multiple offender, or a serial sunglass thief.

I know bro, what a sunglass thief.

Sunglass thief by Youzabitchbrah August 1, 2011