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woody

that one weird kid everyone has at their school. he has lots of zits on his face and definitely likes to check out other men and while he never pops his zits they have large amounts of puss on them, and they grow so large they just pop all over his face
hey did you see woody the other day that zit was staring at me.

dang man my teacher is definitely a woody
by fat griggs January 27, 2010
mugGet the woodymug.

Little Woody

The act of going up to a man named Hunter and pinching the tip of his penis
Hey it’s Hunter! Give him a “little woody”
by ElijahWebTerm April 1, 2024
mugGet the Little Woodymug.

boston woody

When a Red Sox fan uses a wooden baseball bat as a dildo on themselves
Ye, my bro Jay Foster got wicked smaht and gave himself a Boston Woody at the ballpahk and now the kid can't walk too good
by CallTheAquarium December 19, 2015
mugGet the boston woodymug.

woody fruity

Woody Fruity is the name of an godlike Gragas player
yo is that my boi Woody fruity?
by URBANMANTHATLIKESNOTHING July 4, 2017
mugGet the woody fruitymug.

Woody

something that u see when u wake up, also considered as an extra leg or bone
ayo today i got the biggest woody no cap
by @gortonramramdey November 24, 2023
mugGet the Woodymug.

Giant Woody

That mans giant woody looks like a Sonk Ponkle
mugGet the Giant Woodymug.

Woody Rat

Woody Rat is a rat from the series from youtube and also has a big social media following on other platforms
by anonymous April 21, 2022
mugGet the Woody Ratmug.

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