Tide Pods

Edible sources of idiocy.

Hey, man. Let's post a frav YT vid about eating Tide Pods!

by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit February 1, 2018

The tide challenge

Idiots eating tide pods for some reason and probably dying.

Guy eats a thing thats made for washing and alsmost dies all is on camara this does nothing. He basically just almost wasted his entire life. This is The tide challenge

by 2 poeple May 7, 2018

Red Tide Slide

When 2 lesbians are oiled up and one or both are having that "time of the month" and slide off each other during the act of 69

My lesbian coworker got hurt after an red tide slide last night

by Juggernaut 69 June 29, 2021

Low Tide Stranger

When you’re getting a blumpkin and the tide goes out only to discover it’s been an octopus taking one for the love of the game

Dude 1: I’d like a low tide stranger

Dude 2: you can’t ask our bartender for that!

Dude 1: it’s a drink bruhv wtf

Dude 2: wait they did what? They made a drink called that?

Dude 1: yeah bruhv I remember that time at Ocean Isle Beach I was hyper pressed it was an octopus but looking back no cap shid was bussin. Gotta be a tribute.

Dude 2: You think THAT’S why they made it a drink?

Dude 1: game recognize game

by Brother Blump April 17, 2024

Brown tide

When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.

See also, "bit torrent"

So, I was posing for an advert when I felt this fiery probing sensation in my rectum. "I was like.... shit.... Am I touching cloth!?!?"

My mate Kirsty was like, "Nah, Mate. You were in brown tide"

by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023

The Tide is High

The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one

I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no
It's not the things you do that tease and hurt me bad
But it's the way you do the things you do to me
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no

The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one

Ev'ry girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no

The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one, number one

Ev'ry girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one, number one

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one

by Death Menace August 11, 2023

Burmese tide pod

It where you bust in her throat. while she while she strangles you nuts in her hand. As hard as possible.

Tim and Karen had a great time in bed. When Tim came in Karen's throat. Just as Karen Burmese tide podded Tim.

by AkaSatchmoAka January 27, 2022