Taco Laugh

When one laughs so hard that their mouth goes very wide open and the corners of their lips become highly rounded - so that when viewed side-on, their lips literally take the shape of a taco shell.

If you manage to get a side-on image of your friends taco laughing, it is guaranteed to become a crowning meme in the group.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!
Friend: OMG HAHHAHAHAHAHA -Taco Laughs-
Me: -Takes picture, posts it on group chat-
Friend: Oh no did you take a picture of me taco laughing?
Me: Yeah I took a picture of you taco laughing!
Friend: Ugh my mouth is in the shape of a taco in this image!
Me: Yup, that's why it's called the taco laugh!!!
by Lefty Power 123 July 07, 2019
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Taco sisters

Women who have shared a sexual partner; female equivalent to eskimo brothers
Rose: Linda, aren't you going to pay for that?
Linda: Nah, it's cool we're taco sisters!
by Pewnsquad May 04, 2017
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Taco Crunch

When you punch a women in her crotch so hard, it shatters.
That lady is so stupid, she deserves a Taco Crunch
by TheBeesKnee January 07, 2012
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chrome taco

smoking meth using a straw and a taco shaped piece of aluminum foil.
My girlfriend has broken so many meth pipes that I will only let her smoke the chrome taco now.
by C M 2 September 26, 2019
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Velvet Taco

A freshly shaved and showered pussy.
I went down on her after she shaved, that pussy was smooth as a velvet taco.
by Chipdl June 14, 2019
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messy taco

the act of eating a girl out in a messy or sloppy fashion
Chris- I heard that Nick definetely had a good messy taco with Amy last night
Brittany- Oh yeah! I heard he loves him a good messy taco everyday!
by DoubleOKneeGro April 07, 2010
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Taco Jaundice

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.
Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.
by Mongoose McQueen June 06, 2011
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