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Starbucks Bitch

Someone that overcharges, never smiles and hates life. Typically you'll see this female barista in the Queen Anne Starbucks coffee shop ruining people's days.
Did you get your coffee fix yet? I got charged triple for my latte by the Starbucks Bitch again.
by jonnybegood989 November 20, 2009
mugGet the Starbucks Bitchmug.

Starbucks Lemonade

When someone pisses in someone else's coffee mug/pot, swishes it around then dumps it out without washing it so the owner of said coffee mug/pot get a slight residue of urine with their next cup of coffee!
The boss made me work over tonight so I made sure he'll have a starbucks lemonade in the morning
by sackfucker November 8, 2010
mugGet the Starbucks Lemonademug.

Starbucks Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a starbucks beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a starbucks beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a starbucks beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
mugGet the Starbucks Beanermug.

Starbucks Habitue

This type of person is generally in college and spend most of their free time alone inside of Starbucks. This type of person will generally have a macbook on their lap, their inarticulate Starbucks beverage in hand, pretending to work on something that would be more appropriate for their dorm or the library. The look of these people almost always consists of eyeglasses that clearly are not for a vision problem and some type of head wear.
Clem: hey wanna go get a drop from Starbucks?

John: Sure, but go through the drive thru, I can't stand those obnoxious Starbucks Habitue's.
by Clem Jonas January 22, 2014
mugGet the Starbucks Habituemug.

Starbucks nose

A condition caused by repeatedly poking your nose on the little plastic steam vent found on to-go coffee lids.
I had a bad case of starbucks nose after my third psl today.
by Fanny Callahany December 8, 2017
mugGet the Starbucks nosemug.

Cooper Starbucks

Cooper Starbucks is a boy with a little pepperoni in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddler diddler diddle until he stains his shorts
Hey Cooper Starbucks want to get a coffee?
Cooper Starbucks: Can I get a ch ch ch ch ch ch
Employee: Fucking spit it out shit head
by BigZinmypants July 13, 2022
mugGet the Cooper Starbucksmug.

Starbucks Point

The point in a modern cyber relationship where the two people decide to finally meet in real life. Usually for coffee. (Because it takes less time than a meal). And usually at a Starbucks. (Because they're everywhere.)
She and I have been chatting online for a week now and I wish we could meet. I'm way past the starbucks point but she is not.
by Kari Tracy October 18, 2008
mugGet the Starbucks Pointmug.

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