by Steve-oChillbro October 26, 2010
Get the seat spankmug. A glamourous boy who's known to masturbate on the spot at the mere sight of another man whilst maintaining his devotion to fashion and the gay lifestyle. A spank dandy likes nothing more than to twirl around the living room of his condo dressed only in his best animal print panties while giving himself the old finger funhouse treatment.
Bro 1: Dude, can you believe that spank dandy just whipped it out and started slapping his meat stick when we passed that homeless man on Main Street? Josh has got to get that shit under control.
Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!
Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!
by Chaos_273 September 4, 2015
Get the Spank dandymug. I frank spank because it smells good, gives alittle sting sensation and it's a great exfoliating lubricant for your dong. (Avoid getting into pee hole)
by Caesarsaladpizza March 28, 2015
Get the frank spankmug. When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.
Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.
by GxRice April 10, 2023
Get the Spanking the ghostmug. by tcw4 November 26, 2014
Get the spanking whiteysmug. When you partake in the hobby of masturbation and SPUNK into your hand give someone a slap across the face
by Wankyman6969 June 12, 2021
Get the Wank-Spankmug. When a friend looked up the subject we were discussing on his phone and showed me that I was wrong, I thought, "Man, I've just been google spanked!"
by Happy Pilot April 19, 2014
Get the google spankmug.