The Express Slam

A sexual maneuver in which a person (usually Male) drives to his/her partner's (usually Female) home and parks the car out front. The Male goes inside, leaving the car running, and has a very brief quickiewith her. He leaves promptly after.

(Via cell phone)
"How much time left til you have to go to work, babe?"
"5 minutes"
"I'll be there in three. We'll do The Express Slam"

by walkwin December 19, 2008

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Southpaw Slam

A Southpaw slam is when a right-handed man attempts to use their non-dominant left hand to jerk it and end up slamming their penis into their thigh.

Guy 1: Dude, last night I was feeling kinky and wanted to try jerking off left handed.
Guy 2: What? Why?
Guy 1: It doesn‘t matter why. What happened was I accidentally Southpaw Slammed my dick so hard that I strained it!
Guy 2: Why am I friends with you?

by Totally Not a School Account April 19, 2019

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Jimmy Slam

The act of slamming your penis inside of a woman with little importance

"yo bitch shut the fuck up before I bend you over the caddy and jimmy slam you"

by jimmy tickler March 8, 2009

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Slamming Salmon

the Lesbian act of scissoring

Jake won’t be happy when he finds out that His girlfriend Grace And her friend Hope are slamming salmon

by LetsParty666 November 8, 2019

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Nigger Slammed

Basically, Nigger Slammed simply means, when one or more niggers carelessly backs-up their old piece-of-shit jalopy into a brand new, clean, nice 'White Man's' car. All because he or she is a stereotypical Nigger.

"Hey bro! What happened to the bumper of your new Challenger?!"
"Oh you know bro.. i just got Nigger Slammed yesterday!"

by stile335588 August 26, 2012

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