National Raccoon Day

On September 19th, everyone in texas get a raccoon and give it cotton candy and watch a raccoon do what a raccoon does
Look, that raccoon has cotton candy, Must be National Raccoon Day.
by JoeMa_ April 04, 2023
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loot raccoon

Used in gaming to describe a person obsessed with loot & shoot games and the general pursuit of gathering a worthy mass of loot and bounty to either gear up their character or just hoard cool things.
Ryan is a total loot raccoon, he just can't help himself...
by Timethor March 10, 2019
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muddy raccoon

The action of blackening both of your girlfriends eyes and then preceding to shit all over her face.
T: I told Lisa last night about the muddy raccoon.

J: be careful or she’ll end up with pink eye too.
by Do it all crew March 16, 2023
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Raccoon boy

Like an emo cat boy

Usually with big bags under they’re eyes from sleep deprivation

Often have attachment issues and self worth issues but they’re really loyal and affectionate
Person a: cat boys are so overrated, raccoon boys are way cuter
by Drillsharkprince November 04, 2021
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Steven the raccoon

Steven is a raccoon that is intelligent and stops anyone who gets in hes masters way.
Yoo its steven the raccoon lets go thank him for hes good deeds.
by Stevenson nigga ass November 12, 2018
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Albino Raccoon Mask

When you fill a person's eye sockets (either your own or a partner) with cum, so that it looks like they have white rings around their eyes.
Dude, I busted a nut so hard that I shot my load into my own eyes. It looked like I had an albino raccoon mask.
by jimmy tard January 31, 2014
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Raccoon Roundup

The act of spreading corn on a ranch road, waiting a couple hours until dark, then driving along that road with a spotlight, and killing every raccoon you see
We had a great raccoon roundup last weekend. Pew! Pew! Pew!
by Yourturdness June 08, 2017
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