Hob Knocker

An old Australian, possibly English word, meaning Party. Generally used by old people and/or people who live in the outback.

Mate, I'm wasted, that was a real Hob Knocker last night.

by boblmao2 August 01, 2009

Hob Knocker

A negative, zero social life, loser who knocks other peoples hobbies. Wether they be hunting to football to BMx to D&D, a Hob Knocker will tear down what some people choose to do with their free time, compared to a Hob Knocker who sits on his/her ass in his parents basement looking at pictures and youtube videos of people actually doing shit with their lives.

Regular Guy: I'm going camping this weekend, what about you?

Hob Knocker: *scoffs* Camping??!?! What is this brokeback mountain? So lame.

Regular Women: I'm going to paint a few pictures over summer break!

Hob Knocker: LOL! FAIL! Painting!?!!? You're not making any money on that crap you call painting, so why continue?

Young Kid: I'm going to go BMX riding with my friends!

Hob Knocker: Seriously? What happend when you fall on your ass and crack your head open? YOU COULD DIE! LOL

Young Kid:.....You Hob Knockers have no lives what so ever.

Hob Knocker: *cries on the inside*

by Danny Danger July 20, 2010

tommy knocker

a popular soft drink with several different flavours including cream soda, and orange. sold in many canadian convenience stores.

Man, this tommy knocker really hits the spot.

by jason biggs June 13, 2002

Sunny Knockers

Someone who can always brighten up youre day. Loyal and trustworthy, someone you know loves you for you. A friend who doesnt give herself enough credit. A overall wonderful sunny person, usually having large knockers. A person everyone should know.

"Megan is being sunny knockers today."

"She just is a sunny knockers"

"wow she's great"

"yeah i know right?! what an amazing friend"

by Jess Urban February 25, 2009

fart-knocker

someone who fucks someone while they relieve themselves of anal gas

that guy is such a fucking fart-knocker.

by billy and the g string quartet April 12, 2003

hammer knocker

A hammer knocker is a kind sir. Its meaning was derived by a 40 yr old man who still lives with his mom and is a very good friend of shane.

Jordan: man that kid is acting very polite today
Shane: Yea hes a hammer knocker

by Jordan1 July 28, 2007

knocker-up

'Knocker-up' is a person who should walk around town knocking at the door or window to wake people up to work. Until the 1920s this job kind was considered a profession in Britain.

If you’re an early riser, you may consider becoming a knocker-up.

by rams-bhbrasil December 15, 2015