Giving Kirk

Utah slang way to say giving head

"she gave me some crazy kirk last night"
"She loves giving kirk"

by Ilovefentanyl September 15, 2025

captain kirking

to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis

Sender of message: I... would LIKE to get to know you... if you're interested... please MESSAGE me...if you want...thanks...
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015

throwing kirk

Giving head/giving a blowjob

"Ayo who's throwing kirk at the function!?"

by moshpitt September 20, 2025

Kirk

The word "Kirk" is now used as a slang term for getting a blowjob. It's a funny way to talk about oral sex, focusing on the neck or head. "Kirk" sounds like "irk," which means it's about feeling good or satisfied. This slang comes from the name of Charlie Kirk, who was shot in the neck.

"So I just got some Kirk from this girl."

by Katano October 10, 2025

Kirked

When you get killed immediately after saying the dumbest, most disingenuous thing ever.

“You hear about how Jake said Mexicans are responsible for inflation and then got hit by a bus?”

“Oh yeah! He got Kirked for sure!”

by GratefulPrankster September 12, 2025

Kirk

to give someone oral sex

“My girl gave me fire Kirk last night”

by spitz___5 November 16, 2025

kirked

shot

did you see that guy get kirked at the university today?

by dialsnow September 10, 2025