kiddie pool

When you nut on her belly and it gets in her belly button.

Yeah man sex is great but draining the kiddie pool is always a pain.

by psychedivision October 22, 2019

Kiddie Pool

When you're jacking off while leaning back on a chair and when you combust your sperm fills your innie belly button.

Mom don't come in I just made a kiddie pool on my stomach.

by Feex it Feeleex October 02, 2017

Kiddie Condom

A condom made of a plastic bag as a condom on their finger to be used for fingering.

Girl: Did you bring a kiddie condom?
Boy: Yeah. Open wide.

by gbabbiii December 21, 2010

Kiddy park

A kiddy park is for kids during the day, but after dark it takes on a different meaning.

Mr Mayor: (in hushed tones) I need you to test the equipment in the kiddy park tonight.
Yes, sir, replied the Nympomaniac association.
The mayor: different sexual positions!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

kiddy widdler

Harvey ramsdens autistic father.

Me: Harvey, where’s your dad?
Harvey: you mean that kiddy widdler?
Me: yep..

by Harvey’s dad December 29, 2017

buddy kiddy

buddy kiddy

hi buddy kiddy.

by buddy kiddy March 02, 2022

Kiddie Meth

"Kiddie Meth" is a nickname for Ritalin or Concerata crushed or opened, then snorted, injected, or smoked, the chemical structures ressemblence to meth gives it a similar high.

Lego Yoda: Hmmmmm, Addicted to ritalin i am, snort it, i must.
John: Silly lego yoda, thats kiddie meth you be takin

by LegoYodaFan September 29, 2019