Forrest Gump- I tried to eat her pussy, but she tasted like cigarettes and beer Lietenant Dan.
Lietenant Dan- Its okay Forrest.
Girl- What is your friend stupid or somethin?
Lietenant Dan- What did you say?
Girl- I said is your friend stupid or somethin?
Lietenant Dan- Dont you ever call him stupid!
Lietenant Dan- Its okay Forrest.
Girl- What is your friend stupid or somethin?
Lietenant Dan- What did you say?
Girl- I said is your friend stupid or somethin?
Lietenant Dan- Dont you ever call him stupid!
by Solid Mantis June 7, 2020

José cheated on Maria and she showed up at his house to GUMP him, he wouldn’t come in so she decided the next best thing was GUMPING his camero!
by DD917 September 15, 2022

by ipunchdrywallz August 2, 2024

I swear to god, the teacher just bubba gumped different types of film just so he can enjoy the sound of his voice
by Jean Encenaman May 8, 2018

An intense or abrupt ending to a relationship that in turn causes a person to run until they can’t run anymore
“Have you seen Tyler? How’s he doing?”
“ Yeah, he’s going through it right now, He got gumped by Mason. I heard she got back with her ex and acted like they were never a thing. Now he wakes up at 4:30 every morning for a five mile run”
“ Yeah, he’s going through it right now, He got gumped by Mason. I heard she got back with her ex and acted like they were never a thing. Now he wakes up at 4:30 every morning for a five mile run”
by ObliteratedOrangutan September 14, 2025

by Mr. Commissioner May 30, 2025
