Describes a person who is unnecessarily rude, and/or who purposefully gives off an aggressive, pseudo sophisticated tone and speech in a way to come off as having higher authority. Mostly seen in places where that “authority” is over-exaggerated and unnecessarily strict.
(So basically a discord moderator/administrator)
(It is the internet, we don’t care how you talk)
(So don’t be a douchebag while trying to sound posh)
(So basically a discord moderator/administrator)
(It is the internet, we don’t care how you talk)
(So don’t be a douchebag while trying to sound posh)
Person 1: “What are the rules of this place again lmfao”
Person 2: “It is obviously in —— , Why must I always deal with these idiots who cannot even comprehend common sense, and see for themselves that there is a channel for something as simple as rules?”
Person 1: “ Stfu gump ass mf why you even bothering talking like that weirdo”
Other example:
Person 1: “Is the server big”
Person 2: “Yeah but cuz of that the moderators n shit are like gumps with sticks up their asses.”
Person 2: “It is obviously in —— , Why must I always deal with these idiots who cannot even comprehend common sense, and see for themselves that there is a channel for something as simple as rules?”
Person 1: “ Stfu gump ass mf why you even bothering talking like that weirdo”
Other example:
Person 1: “Is the server big”
Person 2: “Yeah but cuz of that the moderators n shit are like gumps with sticks up their asses.”
by Thingamajiger August 26, 2024
Get the gumpmug. When someone is not *quite* retarded but they're like just on that line, so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with them.
by GetTKd December 13, 2021
Get the Gumpingmug. 
by Hairy peanutz July 9, 2021
Get the Gump dungeonmug. José cheated on Maria and she showed up at his house to GUMP him, he wouldn’t come in so she decided the next best thing was GUMPING his camero!
by DD917 September 15, 2022
Get the GUMPINGmug. 
To be Gumped means being raped by a retard for exactly 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours non-stop while being watched by Larry wheels.
This means that for that amount of time neither you nor the retard will leave the room and you are both continuously being fed through an IV.
This means that for that amount of time neither you nor the retard will leave the room and you are both continuously being fed through an IV.
Person 1: Dude, where have you been for the past 3 years, 2 months, 14 days and 16 hours?
Person 2: I was being ferociously Gumped in a gas station bathroom, even Larry Wheels was there to watch!
Person 2: I was being ferociously Gumped in a gas station bathroom, even Larry Wheels was there to watch!
by Gumper9000 November 3, 2025
Get the Gumpedmug.