gooch goch

A verb, adjective and noun; gooch goch refers to an aggregate of possessions or activities taking place, replacing verbiage for a collective similarity.

Has no relation to definitions gooch or cooch but is audibly similar.

"Susan didn't text me back, she's being such a gooch goch."
"This is a huge gooch goch mess!"
"I am so fed up with all this gooch goch! Let's leave."
"What are you guys doing?" "We're gooch-goching"

by cheekywench June 5, 2017

Panko Gooch

When a dude’s gooch is so nasty and crusty from lack of hygiene that the sloughing skin and filth looks like panko bread crumbs. Always accompanied by a vile, cheesy odor.

After that week of camping and no shower, I got the panko gooch.

I went down to suck his balls but the smell of his panko gooch was so vile I started to retch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018

hand gooch

The area between your thumb and forefinger.

"Damn! I got a paper cut in my hand gooch!"

by QuilliacAcid X_x June 10, 2016

pull a gooch

To leave abruptly in seek of a fresh start. It can be through moving to a new town or blocking everyone on social media

‘oi, old jeff should pull a gooch and leave town!’

by therearenomorenames December 21, 2019

Thunder Gooch

An extremely hard and fierce kick to the gooch, from behind, to a sleeping person. Can be used on an awake person walking up stairs.

Stan was being an asshole, so when he passed out, we all took turns thunder gooching him.

by 431 plus one October 18, 2011

Gooch Hawk

Gooch Hawk is a genital pube-style in which a male shaves his entire genitalia but completely disregards the Gooch. The Gooch's pubic hair then grows out of proportion and journeys to the anus. This trail protrudes between the butt cheeks resembling a "mohawk". This is called a Gooch Hawk.

Girl 1: Hey how was your date with Chayane?

Girl 2: Everything went well until he took me home.

Girl 1: Why's that?

Girl 2: He shaved everything but his GOOCH. The hair was so long it penetrated his ass crack.

Girl 1: Oh he must have been sporting one of those Gooch Hawks.

by Brandnew305 November 14, 2011

Gooch push

When you are squeezing real hard to shit but still struggling, you can reach down and press firmly on the perineum (the space between the anus and balls/vagina) and it pushes out the stubborn shit.

Man, I’m squeezing so hard I’m getting a headache. Better just gooch push it instead.

by Crystallised skull September 2, 2022