Championship YWCA League All Women's ball team formed in January of 2011. Glittened Eagles, the name itself, is named after the famous Minneapolis Bar "The Eagle" and the word Glittened comes from Glittered, however the penmanship was poor so the interpreter of the name misspelled the r for an n. This team is complied of the brightest and sexiest group of soccer players and professional runners in the midwest.
by Foxxxxxy10101 January 27, 2011

Whilst in the sexual act of anal, the recipient has an epileptic seizure causing their butthole to squeeze down the penetrator’s penis
by ChunkyButFunky May 16, 2018

When one player from a football club brings a girl to have a gangbang with three or more teammates from the same team
Daphne was craving it after the presentation night she went into the men’s toilets for a white eagle
by ASydtongue July 20, 2021

by Firedragonroar March 7, 2019

Name for the following act.
Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.
The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.
Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.
The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.
Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.
Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast
Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast
Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
by FoJmeRaw August 9, 2022

defeating the boss character Ridley in one of the metroid games (especially super Metroid). the term originates from a series of meme posts from nintendo's short lived social network where the person (likely a young child) known as "Pauly" played through Super Metroid posting hilariously cringey posts like "why can't metroid crawl?!?!"
by ojo_tango October 21, 2021
