miscarriage cannon

a direct uppercut to the lower uterus delivering a wave of immense trauma to the fetus' area of occupance in order to execute an abortion

I got my b**** prego so i gave her a miscarriage cannon

by Craig Lacourse January 03, 2009

lamb cannon

Pork Sword,Spam javelin,Dirty pole,Beef lance,Fanny Spear

I inserted my Lamb Cannon into her Wizards Sleeve.

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Nuke Cannon

A Chinese artillery weapon which operates by hurling a tactical nuclear weapon over a fair distance. Generally used as a shock and awe weapon, especially to clear out quaint oriental villages in order to make way for Westernisation.

Ahhh, behold, the Bringer of Light.

by Tsing Shi Tao May 01, 2004

Chainsaw Cannon

Dr Bright's weapon of choice

You cannot kill SCP-682 with a chainsaw cannon

by Xplayer76 June 06, 2021

Cannon-Cock

The alternative (and nicer) way to say someone has a "chode".

"All Rodger does is brag about his huge penis."
"Don't let him fool you -- he's got a Cannon-Cock..."

by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole February 28, 2020

Loose cannon

Someone who is unstable and unpredictable

Matt Goulster was a loose cannon at work yesterday

by Baron Von Wellington April 19, 2018

Sauce Cannon

Slang for giant penis

Brock’s girlfriend had her wisdom teeth removed to make room for his sauce cannon

by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 01, 2021