canadian argument

An argument where both parties involved insist that they are at fault, or are more sorry.

**Two people both reaching for the last cookie**
A: I'm so sorry.
B: No, please, I'm sorry.
A: No, I am sorry, I insist, you have the last piece.
B: Absolutely not, this is my fault, you take the last one!
C: This is such a Canadian Argument.

by apeape28 March 20, 2017

danger Canadian

AKA a Canadian Goose or Canada Goose

Large, wild goose species with black head and neck, pretty white cheeks and a white chin strap. Predominately found in Canada or wherever they want to be. Obnoxiously loud and will fuck your shit up if you look at it sideways. Proceed with caution.

Poops everywhere and honks loudly. Prone to violence: do not corner.

I was late for class because a danger Canadian was blocking the campus door.

by Dharma Thorne May 31, 2019

Fading Canadian

It is when you politely terminate a relationship by making less and less contact with the other part.

How's it going with that broad, eh?
Meh. She's allright, but I think imma pull a Fading Canadian.

by broheme brourgeoise March 1, 2016

Canadian Shot

When a man cums in a shot glass, adds a splash of maple syrup on top, and a girl takes it like a shot.

Did you and your wife try the Canadian Shot last night?

by robster da lobster January 5, 2022

Canadian Breakfast

Having a Tim Horton’s medium double double with a joint first thing in the morning.

Hey bud is that Canadian Breakfast you got there? What a beauty eh

by BnSDemon March 5, 2023

Canadian Woman

Very high percentage of beautiful women. One of Canada's greatest exports.

The Canadian Woman is a hottie!!! What do they put in that water up there?

I want to get me a Canadian Woman... They are bilingual, intelligent, hot and can cook.

by OrbsMan July 17, 2006

Canadian Duckhorn

1. (v) The act of forcefully engaging in rapid anal sex so the penis forces air into the duck, then quickly pulling the duck off, turning it around and squeezing it so the escaping gas makes a frapping noise.

Sven made the loudest Canadian Duckhorn I have ever heard.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006