a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. They perform their job as well as they would if they had two DQ Blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.
Man, Sally didn't sign off on the tasks she completed. What a blizzard hands!

Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.
by TBell Bonus April 17, 2015
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A wimpy storm that causes a huge amount of damage
Ugh that storm last night sure was a Texas Blizzard
by Ralphalpha February 22, 2021
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A simple way of telling you it is very windy and snowy.
We just got a blizzard warning for Christmas! Did you hear there may be thirty centimeters of snow and fifty kmh winds.
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“Dude I just got done flipping the blizzard with that girl. Pretty sure I got major frostbite tho”
by Jihad McLaden October 30, 2017
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feeling extra cold, more than freezing
jacinta is freezing but pat is blizzardous
by some sickunt August 25, 2008
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A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014
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