by Jailileo December 1, 2017
One difference between that guy and Kennedy is nobody would spend the kind of money they spent to off Kennedy on offing him. His death would be a budget assassination, something like a guy going to buy milk getting shot on the way to the store.
by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021
by ppman132 September 15, 2021
Person 1: Damn bro I didn't know you were an AssAssin
Person 2: Who are you!? Wtf are you doing in my house!? GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
Person 2: Who are you!? Wtf are you doing in my house!? GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
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by zaqwszsfdzsgf September 21, 2020
by Cody Rhodes not Roads November 27, 2019
A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."
Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl
Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.
Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.
by Rockstarjoker June 8, 2023