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yeti-cunt-a-sarus

A naturally ugly female that's over weight and smells like she's got a maggot pie for a pussy and feet the size of boats. But some how the snaggle tooth bitch thinks she's better than you. Talks about everyone behind their back including her children. A real waste of space and air. Sometimes also refered to as Shesquatch.
That bitch don't even want me eating or getting warm. She's a yeti-cunt-a-sarus.
by Yeti-killer February 18, 2023
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King Yeti

A Siberian Husky that is quite adept at hunting rabbits, sleeping in bathrooms, and butt scooting. Known to be fond of deer meat, cheese, and Italian food; will claw your leg if you don’t share. Displays tolerance of all household members, but clearly demonstrates a love of his Dad more than others. Also known by various aliases such as One Dog, Rot, and a multitude of other nonsense.
King Yeti chased 11 bunnies today, a new record.
by Elizabeth’s Dad September 6, 2022
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Yeti Face

when someone who is normally ugly is especially scary on a given day.
Did you see that fat chick in the front row? Yeah she has her yeti face on today.
by chip daniels September 23, 2010
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Ohio Yeti Monster

Something that lurks the Ohio forest taking victims and balls with them, then proceeding to roll down a hill to finish them.
Person 1: I just saw the ohio yeti monster

Person 2: Only in ohio
by russian cat. June 18, 2023
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Yeti

When someone walks into a home with cum on the bottom of their shoe, leaving behind white tracks onto the floor.
"Girl you have a good night last night? I saw you yeti through the damn door this morning!"
by menorahboyz2020 December 11, 2020
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the best is yeti to come

A way to say that the glory days have past. Sarcastically making a play on the optimistic phrase “the best is YET TO COME” as in: No it’s actually not it’s already come and gone.
SARCASTICALLY naysayer JON rebuked every attempt Sid made at being optimistic - shooting down every thing he said got tiring for them both - defeated Jon chimed out well “ the best is YETI TO COME” now you see Sid replied - it’s all ending soon but just not soon enough .
by Istayyeti November 29, 2022
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yeti high five

An orgy involving at least two women with hairy legs.
Winter in the Klondike is a perfect time for dinner with friends and a Yeti High Five.
by twinklechild November 10, 2013
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