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The Target Situation

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When an insane cult that supports destroying women's sports (for women) and letting men go into women's restroom and do bad things, burning down crap, and putting walmarts in black neighborhoods out of business
put up clothes for children of topics that are totally inappropriate for kids and parents were righteously indolent about not only having to say they can't explain this crap to them 'wait until you get older my child', but that they were supposed to (which is insane and immoral)...
and people got angry for some (in)sane reason totally incomprehensible to people who aren't just deranged but different apparently.

Target had to
2 (When target) had to remove the inappropriate and unhealthy indoctrination material in fear of 'The Bud Lite Situation'.
The target Situation:
Target;
'Uh, oh.
We need to remove the cultish indoctrination crap that is inappropriate for kids and is upsetting parents despite the financial consequences from the esb

or we are going to find ourselves in a
(The) Bud lite Situation.
If we don't,
stockholders might sue us for sabotaging their stocks.
Because we only care about money though, and still uphold Bud Lite original 'shelf space', we need to do math on what will loose us the most, the line of credit hit, or angry republican extremists from the far right.' (Actually just parents just rip shnit /shiz about having to explain front butt S words/concepts/ terminology to their children).
by bobsterclause June 4, 2023
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targeted watering

The art of peeing on the same patch of lawn each night, diligently making sure all surrounding neighbors can see.
"I'm just going to do some targeted watering of that new spring bush"
by Married2aScott September 18, 2020
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clay target

A gay engineer's butthole
Everybody took turns blowing out his clay target.
by Bubba Buttfucker February 11, 2018
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Targets

Why are your kids targets?
Hym "Well, you are using your kids as a pretext to undermine, take, or outright ignore people's right and it made them a target right their. And it isn't their mental health or me telling them to do it. It's just YOU. I can be better than the fucking cripple and you doing this is going make your kids a targets and you've likely already used what you're doing to get more of them killed than you would ever admit. I'm not being worse then that retard. You need to make these fucking breeders let it go before YOUR kids pay for THIER rights abuse."
by Hym Iam September 3, 2025
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Walmart vs Target

A war between Walmart and Target.
The winner is decided by what store has he most visits rn.
Y’all know there’s a war between Walmart and Target
Walmart vs Target?
Yes.
by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023
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meme target

a meme target is a person who is easy to make a meme out of.
"wow i have so many memes of him he is such a meme target"
by memetarget April 25, 2017
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target

target is heaven.
by 123yashey March 1, 2022
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