Giz Toaster

A surrogate mother.

Jane can't get pregnant so she hired a giz toaster to have her baby.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016

the bread is in the toaster

A phrase used to indicate that something is cool and legit

Can also be used to indicate a plan is in motion

Awesome man, bread in the toaster.

That party was toasty af.

Everything is ready, the bread is in the toaster.

by coolbeans69 October 4, 2016

Brown Toaster

When someone take a rather massive dump and it stays and fills the whole toilet (usually after taco bell or chipotle).

Person 1: I gotta go to the bathroom
Person 2: Don't! Someone left a Brown Toaster

by Huge Handle June 13, 2018

Toaster Fridge

1.(noun) Something useless

2. (noun) The completely redundant repackaging of two existing things that shouldn't go together.

This Ebook that you can write on seems a bit toaster fridge. I have a phone that already does both those things in color.

by Hogan Torah November 23, 2020

Broken toaster

A word to call your boyfriend to make him weirded out.

“Thank you my broken toaster.”

“You’re welcome purified fridge water.”

by li horan <3 November 14, 2021

hockey toaster

A game where a group of guys all cum onto a piece of toast as fat as they can, whoever cums last has to eat the toast

Everybody come in for a quick hockey toaster!

by bigman12313213 March 2, 2018

toaster turtle

Damn, another weirdo...

Ur a toaster turtle

by Bong Bong Korso April 27, 2016