whitman stretch

this is what the Whitman brothers do to each others buttholes before they go to the gay bar and have a texas butthole massacre. Always ending up in having to get a ride home in the Nissan Skyline because the younger brother has a plundered asshole he gets fucked in the butthole so much that his pink sock will never get any smaller because he has a fetish for butt fucking and the younger of the two likes to snortwalt whitman then give his older brother the New Jersey Coal Miner

hey bro we should go do the good old whitman stretch
before we go to get fist fucked at the gay bar. YOUR PINK SOCK IS GETTING SHIT EVERYWHERE all over my skyline. every body knows that the brothers drive around in a skyline are way to fucking cheap to even want to pay ever

by jc3poopskin October 8, 2011

Victory Stretch

1: This is an overhead stretch that is usually done with a smug look on one's face.

2: A stretch that must be done to help contain how awesome your victory is, i.e. silent bragging.

After owning the shit out of that dude in some 1 on 1, my sore muscles enjoyed a nice victory stretch.

by Kildaru~treo March 1, 2015

Stretch

When something is taken too far unessecarily, or made long.

Liam: "After she lets me kiss her I'm going to persuade her to have sex with me."
Jim : "Woah chill dude, that's a stretch"

by AyF December 29, 2017

World’s Greatest Stretch

A dynamic full-body mobility exercise that combines a deep lunge, thoracic spine rotation, and hamstring stretch to improve flexibility, joint mobility, and muscular activation across the hips, spine, hamstrings, and shoulders. Commonly used as a warm-up drill in athletic and general fitness settings. Made popular by Dr. Aaron Horschig of Squat University.

Before squatting, I always do the World’s Greatest Stretch to open up my hips and thoracic spine.

by ElzearYoung June 5, 2025

lincoln stretch

a sexual task involving, "four whores and seven queers to blow."

Hey Ricky, tonight the boss wants a Lincoln Stretch.

by urkzik September 25, 2013

stretched-gag

a gaging vacuum felt in the throat when a person deep throats a small cock right after deep throating a large cock. the small cock tickles the expanded opened up throat from the large cock.

Riley had a stretched-gag when she went down on Tom, she had just gone down on John, John is bigger...

by riley.lovecocks January 11, 2021

Urban Stretch

In the height of summer, an act of sexual congress that takes place in a six story walk up without air conditioning wherein the penetrating partner places their member in the other participant while leaning backwards to make as little skin contact as possible.

Man, it was so hot last night I had to pull an Urban Stretch just to get a nut.

by StreetEtymologist. June 19, 2025