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Starbucks Bitch

Someone that overcharges, never smiles and hates life. Typically you'll see this female barista in the Queen Anne Starbucks coffee shop ruining people's days.
Did you get your coffee fix yet? I got charged triple for my latte by the Starbucks Bitch again.
by jonnybegood989 November 20, 2009
mugGet the Starbucks Bitchmug.

starbucks bae

Someone you always go to Starbucks with when you are together
Someone you always go to Starbucks with.

You are my Starbucks bae
by I_is_kenzie April 5, 2016
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Starbucks Point

The point in a modern cyber relationship where the two people decide to finally meet in real life. Usually for coffee. (Because it takes less time than a meal). And usually at a Starbucks. (Because they're everywhere.)
She and I have been chatting online for a week now and I wish we could meet. I'm way past the starbucks point but she is not.
by Kari Tracy October 18, 2008
mugGet the Starbucks Pointmug.

Starbucks Decker

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any Starbucks corporate or franchise restaraunt location (wi-fi not included).
After chugging a venti lowfat non-dairy soy vanilla mango latte scented with petunia, I ran to the unisex bathroom and dropped a nasty starbucks decker.
by Starbucks-Time Dude (STD) March 27, 2011
mugGet the Starbucks Deckermug.

Starbucks expresso

A sex position that cosists of fucking a woman in the analy when she has diarrhea. When the man is cumming she inmideatly starts to take a shit causing the fluids to mix. The end result looks like a starbucks expresso.
by Mr. no nut November 8, 2022
mugGet the Starbucks expressomug.

Starbucks Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a starbucks beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a starbucks beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a starbucks beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
mugGet the Starbucks Beanermug.

Starbucks nose

A condition caused by repeatedly poking your nose on the little plastic steam vent found on to-go coffee lids.
I had a bad case of starbucks nose after my third psl today.
by Fanny Callahany December 8, 2017
mugGet the Starbucks nosemug.

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