Someone that overcharges, never smiles and hates life. Typically you'll see this female barista in the Queen Anne Starbucks coffee shop ruining people's days.
by jonnybegood989 November 20, 2009

by I_is_kenzie April 5, 2016

The point in a modern cyber relationship where the two people decide to finally meet in real life. Usually for coffee. (Because it takes less time than a meal). And usually at a Starbucks. (Because they're everywhere.)
She and I have been chatting online for a week now and I wish we could meet. I'm way past the starbucks point but she is not.
by Kari Tracy October 18, 2008

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any Starbucks corporate or franchise restaraunt location (wi-fi not included).
After chugging a venti lowfat non-dairy soy vanilla mango latte scented with petunia, I ran to the unisex bathroom and dropped a nasty starbucks decker.
by Starbucks-Time Dude (STD) March 27, 2011

A sex position that cosists of fucking a woman in the analy when she has diarrhea. When the man is cumming she inmideatly starts to take a shit causing the fluids to mix. The end result looks like a starbucks expresso.
by Mr. no nut November 8, 2022

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a starbucks beaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a starbucks beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a starbucks beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a starbucks beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a starbucks beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016

A condition caused by repeatedly poking your nose on the little plastic steam vent found on to-go coffee lids.
by Fanny Callahany December 8, 2017
