sloth dick

When you can't get boner very quickly. The begining stages of Erectial Dysfunction.

I was about to bone this chick but it took me an hour and a half to get hard. Stupid sloth dick.

by Yung titty lord March 10, 2015

koala sloth

Joey kidney's way of hugging someone

It can be hard to koala sloth.

by Whyhathmygodforsakenme April 28, 2019

yak-sloth

a cross between a yak and a sloth. it is only found in certain parts of europe generally on the swiz-france boarder. iain youd spent years pretending he was not one of their race but eventually ate his sister( a renound yak-sloth tradition) and continues to live his life as a yak sloth. they tend to have a changeable personality and any good mood can be halted by a swift kick to the groin.

steve: "hay is that a yak sloth (question mark)"

dave: "yer!"

by james flinder February 10, 2005

Chassity sloth

Usually known as a kyle!

You play cards like a chassity sloth!

by Superword definer November 21, 2019

bleating sloth

Someone that is a useful fool that does nothing, but makes a lot of noise complaining

That bleating sloth got a canary for his car, because he never changed his tyres.

by alyeda June 23, 2008

Sloth Lord

A sloth like Caucasoid that dwells in dimly light smelly cavern.

If faced with a sloth lord one should yell sloth bombardment to rally forces and destroy sloth.

The only to get rid of the slothy smell is to burn the cavern.

Prepare a sloth bombardment, Kris the sloth lord is attempting to escape... at point .1 meters per second.

by TCZP February 24, 2010

cheese-sloth

A derogatory term for a slow-moving, large woman who enjoys eating cheese, so much so, that she gains weight constantly. Most cheese-sloth tend to have nervous habits as well and smoke pot before eating their cheese. Similar to a grease-puss, but more focused on the cheese-eating habits of larger women.

Buddy #1: 'Did you hear what the cheese-sloth did today, brother?'
Buddy #2: 'No, what did that fat-ass do, dude?'
Buddy #1: 'Witnessed her drink a coffee cup of melted Velveeta, eat a wheel of Brie, and a half-pound of cheddar, dawg, can you believe it? She's so damn fat from all of that cheese, man!'
Buddy #2: 'It's a shame, bro, is she still smoking an ounce of pot every 2 or 3 days too?'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010