shifty shafts

A group of men that all talk about Fortnite and getting girlfriends, even though most of them haven't hit puberty yet.

Person 1: Wow, all those guys are single!
Person 2: Yeah, and they play Fortnite too.
Person 1: What a bunch of shifty shafts.

by Quirble May 24, 2018

shafted

to have gay sex, anal, bumlove.

"Simon loves it when spotty Luke shafts him"

by simon stinks like piss December 28, 2003

Red Shaft

The act of a woman jacking off a man with sandpaper, thus creating the "red shaft"

So I was finally asked out by Billy last night. Everything went well, food was good, and we went to an awesome concert. But it all went downhill in the bedroom when he asked me to give him a red shaft.

by A Wave of Babies TWAS February 23, 2009

Shaft Shiner

One who shines shafts

Your a shaft shiner!

by Drcockenstein March 31, 2009

Shaft Blender

when a female blows multiple guys and spits all of the ejaculation from each guy into a blender to pour into her own vagina and live the mystery of who the father is.

person 1: whose the father of that boy?
person 2: no one knows, his mom was a shaft blender.

by STSgaming June 25, 2016

shaft of shame

A taunt used to describe one's penis when fucking a chick that you loathe or do not actually care about.

Yeah, take it! Take the shaft of shame!

by dickhole4life February 1, 2008

penal shaft

the part of the penis that is measurable when hard of- course, between the base of the helmet and sack skin

fortunately I had a full stiffy last night so when I rolled over my penal shaft acting like kick stand kept me from rolling out of the bed

by themacal November 29, 2006