Grooming the mole

An "act of love" that you perform on yourself

Mother (Knocking on bedroom door): Billy, is everything alright in there?
You seem to be a bit quiet in there

Billy: Don't worry mom, I'm just err... Grooming the mole

by JP_2KX December 4, 2011

Mud Moling

Going Mud Moling means performing anal. To Mud Mole is to insert oneself inside the anus of a coworker or dear friend or mistress. A mud mole could be the aftermath of your penis after going mud moling. Mud moling should be an Olympic sport.

"Bro I mud moled your sister last night. It was all her idea to go mud moling. Turns out it wasn't her first time."

Drake the Snake

by Natef Warrior January 25, 2021

wack-a-moling

The act of pushing a fecal loaf out of one's anus and having one's partner try to push it back in with hand or tongue for sexual pleasure.

I had the greatest first date last night. We went to a lovely dinner and then had drinks before going back to her place for wack-a-moling and a night cap.

by Prairie Dawger January 13, 2018

Moles For Life

A mantra for a select group, a mafia rather where the lifestyle consists of moles, brews, and chach for days. Only a select few can rep Moles For Life and it’s an honor to do so.

Yo who the fuck spray-painted Moles For Life

by Planthead Απ May 2, 2022

Spicy Mole

A bowl in a bong, pipe, or other smoking device that is loaded with a mixture of marijuana and tobacco. People who load spicy moles often enjoy the head buzz of tobacco coupled with the effect of weed.

Smoking tobacco out of a bong hurts my lungs. That's why I hate it when Jordan only packs spicy moles.

by Skingleberry October 18, 2011

mole kick

To kick a douche bag in the shins.

A guy at Suede in Tulsa told Julia she looked like his mom from behind, so she mole kicked him.

by Pcarney September 4, 2007

mole-ing

When you and a buddy are banging the living shit out of some chick, one in the bush and one in the tush, and you feel your cocks bump into each other inside of her.. (no, this does not make you gay....there's just enough of some sort of her inner tissue separating your moles to disqualify gay-ness) . Variations include: mole hole-ing, blind mole-ing, one eyed mole-ing etc.

"Holy fuck! We were mole-ing that chick so hard I felt for sure we would rupture something inside her!

by Wordperv July 9, 2014