pud mustard

Homeboy spanking it got his pud mustard all over the toilet seat.
by Big Pollo April 23, 2023
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Bum mustard

Bum mustard is the creamy result of having someone ejaculate during anal sex. It is yellow in colour and has a thick creamy consistency.
I came and when I pulled out there was bum mustard all over!
by Survivor bear March 05, 2016
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foot mustard

When a foot fungus goes unchecked and starts secreting a strange yellow substance. That substance is called foot mustard.
Dude, get a doctor to check out your foot mustard situation, it's seriously gross.
by Aria Stormshine April 11, 2016
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Hot mustard

When your shit is burning hot and running and it's almost an orangish-brown type color
"Bro, hand me the toilet paper. I had Taco Bell today so I'm spewing hot mustard all over the fuckin' toilet.
by somebodythatyoudontknow May 05, 2018
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crab mustard

When you're about to nut so you lift up your hoe's wig and cum on her bald cap and put her wig back on.
I just gave this dirty hoe a crab mustard.
by Crab masta December 28, 2016
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Mustard Slurpie

When a man puts Mustard in his urethra and has his lover suck during a sexual period. (It's spelt Slurpie for a reason)
Male: FUCK! IT HURTS!

Male's Lover: Sorry, did I suck to fast?

Male: NAH, IT'S THE MUSTARD.
Male's Lover: Well maybe next time we shouldn't stop in the middle to try a Mustard Slurpie.
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Lakeshore Mustard

A used condom replete with fluids, typically found on the ground in outdoor "parking" areas frequented by couples.
We were strolling in the park down by the lake, and right there on the ground were many packets of lakeshore mustard glistening in the moonlight that we managed to side-step.
by vizetelly June 27, 2018
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