by Big Pollo April 23, 2023
Bum mustard is the creamy result of having someone ejaculate during anal sex. It is yellow in colour and has a thick creamy consistency.
by Survivor bear March 05, 2016
When a foot fungus goes unchecked and starts secreting a strange yellow substance. That substance is called foot mustard.
by Aria Stormshine April 11, 2016
"Bro, hand me the toilet paper. I had Taco Bell today so I'm spewing hot mustard all over the fuckin' toilet.
by somebodythatyoudontknow May 05, 2018
When you're about to nut so you lift up your hoe's wig and cum on her bald cap and put her wig back on.
by Crab masta December 28, 2016
When a man puts Mustard in his urethra and has his lover suck during a sexual period. (It's spelt Slurpie for a reason)
Male: FUCK! IT HURTS!
Male's Lover: Sorry, did I suck to fast?
Male: NAH, IT'S THE MUSTARD.
Male's Lover: Well maybe next time we shouldn't stop in the middle to try a Mustard Slurpie.
Male's Lover: Sorry, did I suck to fast?
Male: NAH, IT'S THE MUSTARD.
Male's Lover: Well maybe next time we shouldn't stop in the middle to try a Mustard Slurpie.
by That One Guy Down The Street. June 09, 2018
A used condom replete with fluids, typically found on the ground in outdoor "parking" areas frequented by couples.
We were strolling in the park down by the lake, and right there on the ground were many packets of lakeshore mustard glistening in the moonlight that we managed to side-step.
by vizetelly June 27, 2018