Mud Shark

A caucasian person who will only date or sleep with a person of color.

Dude #1: I think Suzanne is cute do you think we could hook up?

Dude #2: No, you're white and she is a Mud Shark!

by Init Tho March 3, 2008

mud fart

A fart that is released by someone who is sick and has diarrhea. Whomever lets a mud fart will be delighted to find a creamy thick liquid that is somewhat similar to warm mud.

"Lilly waddled to the bathroom after letting a huge mud fart".

by DirtyBabyBunny September 25, 2005

Bud Muds

An uncontrollable case of diarrhea, or other loose-stooled B.M. stemming from consumption of alcohol, generally cheap alcohol.

After a long night of hammering Milwaukee's BEAST, Peter woke up with a severe case of the Bud Muds.

by somuchmud July 21, 2008

mud geyser

A method of protest practiced by "Yippies" of the 60's whereas after a large meal is consumed, preferably Mexican, a large dose of laxative is administerd. After sufficient intestinal brewage has taken place, the activist takes to a public swimming facility, and after inhaling a long deep breath, submerges only to emerge ass first (and ass only) to the surface in a populated area of the said public swimming facility for the sole purpose of spraying a fountain of gut grease skyward. The horror in the aftermath is immesurable.

We were enjoying a wonderful spring day at our local lake when we had to make a rapid evacuation due to a filthy individual demonstrating a "mud geyser."

by Wingman September 14, 2003

MUD PACK

It's what happens when you get your asshole invaded.

If you got fucked in your ass then you got your mud packed. The person that hit you in your shitter spitter is a mud packer.

by BIG V AKA VOODOO November 12, 2007

mud viper

one those huge single piece shits. that doesnt break and wraps arround the toilet bowl.

dude, ill give five you bucks if you check out that mud viper i just put in the toilet

by slanski March 19, 2008

Mud Clap

When someone contracts the common STI chlamydia in their rectum, often causing rectal pain, bleeding, and/or discharge. In women it can often spread from the vagina into the anus.

Hey Liam, did you hear Olivia got the Mud Clap. She caught it at Kai's party.

by Fuck_you_liam April 23, 2022