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Jeweled

A noun or a verb. To be touched, molested, or hit in the male or female genitalia or family jewels. Other variants, Jewel, Jeweler.
I have just been Jeweled, in my family jewels, by that jeweler standing around the corner laughing his ass off.
by TXN in DE November 21, 2020
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Jewel bird

A badass bitch. A woman who is the best at anything she does. She's always smart and beautiful.
Goodness that girl is perfect, she's such a jewel bird.
by Manny99999 December 17, 2014
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sandy jewels

When ur balls get sandy after u go to the beach
Jeeze after going the beach I got some major sandy jewels
by John colt April 21, 2014
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Jewel

very short, one could say she is tiny. Loves the disguise emoji, uses it unironically along with the troll and oni emoji. Can usually find them being terrible at algebra
Jewel seems intimidating at first, but her height makes her a fun-size friend. Although don't ask her to check you math homework.
by AtreusAuditore June 30, 2022
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