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two-typing

Texting more than one person at a time, thus failing to give your undivided attention to either recipient.
That bastard was two-typing me and his mistress, then he got confused and called me his dirty bit on the side!
by Vizoneski February 6, 2017
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Two nightstand

Two nightstand: (v.) when you fly to Philly, rent an Airbnb, sleep with a guy named Tristan for two days then come home to your husband never to speak of the situation again.
Well, I put so much work into this trip so I mine as well have a two nightstand
by T1212 July 6, 2019
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too two

In colloquial Chinese, the adjective two (or 2) can sometimes mean bad, vulgar, absurd or any form of inappropriate behaviour.

If one were to interpret this way, "too two" would mean extremely unacceptable behaviour. It is a derogatory term in the worst sense. The term is very powerful due to its rhyme and other verbal effects it creates, use with care to the Asian population.
He who thinks the world is "too simple, sometimes naive" is too two.
by the.user.name.is.taken November 30, 2010
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Two for Tupac

The sacrifice of two items to commemorate death of Tupac Shakur.
Person A: Hey, I got some soda. -opens can of soda-
Person B: -takes can- Two for Tupac. -pours two drops of soda onto the floor-
Person A: Dude, are you high?
by takatakita September 3, 2013
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Press two

Press two is a battle cry in the era of the Napoleon wars. It was mainly used by the British army.
Drop the fucking flag! I said, PRESS 2 you fucking ape! PRESS TWO!!!!
by NOTLAHAVATALL October 2, 2021
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two back

When you or your golf partner goes to reach for their wedge in their bag and realizes they left it on the green two holes back.
Me approaching the bunker on 16: “Fuck, I left my wedge two back! Stupid!”

Uses different wedge, misses putt, speeds off in anger to next tee, shanks drive and speeds off to retrieve wedge on 14.
by Falconskove May 7, 2021
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two-ply

Pretty weak, frail and/or "soft". Not necessarily soft in terms of texture but meant as a measure of strength.
That dude puked after one shot, that's two-ply.

That dude at half a plate at the buffet, that's two-ply.

That dude threw up, rallied and saved those puppies from a fire, that's a little better than two-ply.
by tehsnakecharmer July 12, 2017
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