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wall test

A test to determine if a girl is too fat. The wall test is preformed by a girl walking up against a wall, to see what part of her body touches the wall first (breasts or belly). If her breasts touch the wall first, she passes. If her belly touches the wall first, she fails and she needs to do some crunches.
Damn girl, looks like you just failed the wall test. Go do some crunches.
Hey baby, you passed the wall test. You can come chill with me.
by Mike T. of G'ville September 24, 2011
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Pencil Test

The Pencil Test is a test to determine if a woman needs a bra or not.

If the woman can hold a pencil under her Breast without dropping it, then they fail the test and therefore need a bra.
Drew Barrymore should of tried the Pencil Test before the 2006 Grammy Awards. She would of failed it, and then she would of known that she should've worn one.
by Quick Reply January 19, 2006
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Turing test

A test devised by Alan M. Turing (1912-1954) in the 1950s intended to determine machine intelligence.

The setup of the test is this:
The interrogator, a human, is in a room separate from the machine being tested and another human. The interrogator questions both the machine and the human via a keyboard, and tries to discern which is the machine and which is human.

A computer that can pass the Turing test (that is, be indistinguishable from the human), is considered to have intelligence.
"I passed the Turing test, which shouldn't be that difficult anymore, because Smarterchild is almost there, and humans are getting dumber by the second..."
by Renee February 25, 2004
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Tessakins

1. Any one of a race of amazing girls bearing the given name Tessa who enjoy Sleeping, Not doing homework, Staying up late for no reason, Dancing, Flirting, Rainbow Alliance (on occasion) Cuddles, Hugs, Being Old, Worrying, Military Men, Hippies and/or Hippie ish guys.
2. An amazingly beautiful woman who posseses extreme knowledge, yet lacks the ability to spell.
3. A person who subscribes to the theory that dirt and germs are the same thing (also known as the dirt=germs theory)
4. A female who is two awesome to be allowed to belong to any one man, and is therefore, according to all formally known boy code, stuck in the "friend zone"
5. The most awesome best friend a girl could ask for (after you go through the 3 year test period, consisting of being told that your parents dont love you...)
I loveses my tessakins!
by Cat039 December 16, 2008
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The test of courage

Mostly Related to anime...and held during the summer time, a school or group must preform a task that is scary or leads to ghosts of some sort...
Hey lets ask the the summer programer if they can set up "THE TEST OF COURAGE"!!!!
by An Otaku August 23, 2011
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test

1. the main cause of explosions.
2. any thing dreaded that your "teachers" say is "good" for you. soon after, you explode for no reason.
3. what scientists do to make stuff explode.
4. when a sheet of paper explodes into flames.
1. test sodium and water.
2. SAT is a test.
3. Monkeys.
4. you brought your lighter to test.
by monn-unit July 22, 2006
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paternity test

Test taken to prove that a man is either the father or not the father of a child. ( see Maury show)
Stephanie tried to refuse to take the paternity test proving he wasn't the father because she didn't want the other guy to find out he wasn't the father either.
by LaDeena June 11, 2006
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