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Technologically Vegan

Boycotting or not using any social media ( i.e. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.) for the sake of privacy and living your life without the daily pull of social norms.
I decided to go technologically Vegan because I'm sick of always answering to my phone!
by Panmata January 25, 2018
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Technological hypnosis

A mental state in which overwhelming use of technology alters behavior usually negatively, but not exclusively negatively in relation to social functionality.
The men and women lost interest in one another. Instead of taking each other out on dates they stayed home and played with their Iphones.

Joe was really trying to get Sally's attention by making eye contact. She was making love to her Iphone so much she didn't notice.

Although there were 20 people sitting together in a room, they all were on their Iphones and wouldn't talk to one another. They were in a state of deep technological hypnosis.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
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technologiosis

An infection inside ones body that makes them explode if they do not play a game for at least 3 hours a day or more
I’m sorry but your son has technologiosis
by Ogiosis November 10, 2018
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Technoloid

To open a locked door using electronic instruments.
I had to technoloid the door.
by Cosmocide May 9, 2019
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Technological Terrorism

A form of terrorism SJWs and haters use to cancel or hate on someone by insulting them followed by death threats and wishing for them to tragically die just because they have a different view that doesnt fit their narrative.
Sam witnessed the rising surge of technological terrorism towards one of his friends on Twitter when they tried to bring up a different opinion on a sensitive subject.
by Ghostgam3r May 4, 2020
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technologically challenged

someone who doesn't know how to fix her computer and asks someone how to do it
paget brewster: hey do you know how to fix my computer
steve: sure just unplug it and then plug it back in
paget: okay thanks, by the way im technologically challenged, wanna go out

steve: sure
by technologygreatgranny May 23, 2020
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technology grandma

someone who doesn't know how to use technology
if you look up the definition of technology grandma on google, the icon, paget brewster, will come up!
by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020
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