techno-tard 

Someone who have great difficulty navigating new technology, as in: computer programs, DVD players, cell phones, etc.

Jon is such a techno-tard -- he got a great new computer but still hasn't figured out how to get on the Internet.

Never text Mary -- she'll never be able to open it on her cell. What a techno-tard!

techno-tard by a/l April 20, 2008

Techno-mess

A word used to describe the tangled wires and cables that seem to appear behind every TV.
Usually caused by having one or more gaming consoles and other accessories.

Guy: Dude, you have got the biggest Techno-mess I've ever seen back here!

Techno-mess by Kal-El7777 August 1, 2008

Techno Heaven. 

Heaven For Technology

Techno Heaven.

Guy 1 :Hey wheres your kindle
Guy 2 :It went to Techno Heaven :(
Guy 1 : ugh Techno Heaven sucks

Techno Heaven. by i-ninja-chris-xd March 8, 2014

Techno Nazi 

When you are very obsessed with technology and start ranting about another person's tech. Opposite of Grammar Nazi

Person 1: Dude, I just bought a brand new PC!
Person 2: Yo bro, what are the specifications?
Person 1: Intel Core i3-4170 with GTX 750 Ti, and 8GB of DDR3!
Person 2: Ewwh, dude, you got a Haswell i3? Nobody likes Haswells. Replace that sh*t with i3-7100.
Person 1: F*cking Techno Nazi.

Techno Nazi by Kristjan6100 April 27, 2017

techno-tard 

A person who is technically challenged.
I.e. cannot use a computer very well
created by Holly Baxter

"How do u send a file?- im such a techno-tard!"

techno-tard by Holly July 29, 2003

Techno-Gaming 

A very fast, reliable and cheap gaming server company who also provide access to teamspeak2 servers.

Running on high-speed servers with incredible back-bone connections, the company is easily one of the best game serves around.

www.techno-gaming.com

Just give techno-gaming a call, they are tha shiznit!

Techno-Gaming by JS February 2, 2005

Techno Heck-No

When discussing the newest, hippest music, one may suggest techno as a legitimate music genre, in which case another may reply, "Heck no!" among other various insults.

Person One- "The New Pornographer's new album is very good."
Person Two- "Yeah, I like Moby's new album. Ever heard him?"
Person One- (scoffs) "Techno?! Heck No!

Techno Heck-No

Techno Heck-No by GeronimoJackson October 28, 2006