scottish teabag

A sex position where the woman does a headstand and the man stands over her, holding her pussylips open and gently dips his testicles in and out.

Hey Peter whats the freakiest tging you've done in bed?

Last night I gave my girl the scottish teabag.

by DaAraric September 1, 2019

Japanese teabag

To commit suicide in a bath tub by cutting yourself deep enough and bleedout into the bath water. Japan having one of the highest suicide rate,and just as a teabag would in water.

Dang man, Hannah did the Japanese teabag yesterday...

by Trindalien October 2, 2019

salty teabag

Putting a used condom in somebody's drink

Yeah dude i totally just salty teabagged John

by Memer9000 January 2, 2020

Rusty teabag

When you try to shit a large turd and it touches the water before retracting back into your sphincter.

I haven't been able to shit in two days, I sat on the toilet for hours and all I did was give the porcelain God the rusty teabag.

by Wyzguy April 25, 2020

Teabag Drawer

The drawer where an office employee keeps their secret stash of teabags, leading to furtive and disguised bag extraction when the office supply has run out.

Andy attempted to slip his hand nonchalantly into his teabag drawer so he could have his afternoon brew, but Geoff (spitting feathers at this point) noticed the action and challenged him.

by c128 April 21, 2017

Foamy Teabag

To insert one's semen covered nuts into the mouth of another, usually while they are sleeping.

Dude, I Foamy Teabagged my girl last night while she was passed out, then she woke up asking why her mouth and lips were salty and crusty.

by CurtainsoftheMeatVariety November 6, 2012

Teabag Sharpie

what you call someone who go has the gyattest gyatt ever and slays all day long like the king he is.

Person: Did you see Teabag Sharpie today?
Person2: No, why?
Person: His gyatt was so gyattable I couldn’t help myself but look.
Person2: Damn.
Teabag Sharpie: *smirk*

by Try_meh_bitch October 18, 2023