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Twisted Teabag

When a man fills someone else's mouth with Twisted Tea and then places his testicles in that person's mouth so they can gargle his balls with the drink. If the man is not satisfied with the performance he will smash the remaining can over the other person's head.
We tried the Twisted Teabag last night, and my girlfriend got a concussion.
by RealCraigles January 12, 2021
mugGet the Twisted Teabagmug.

Foamy Teabag

To insert one's semen covered nuts into the mouth of another, usually while they are sleeping.
Dude, I Foamy Teabagged my girl last night while she was passed out, then she woke up asking why her mouth and lips were salty and crusty.
by CurtainsoftheMeatVariety November 6, 2012
mugGet the Foamy Teabagmug.

salty teabag

Putting a used condom in somebody's drink
Yeah dude i totally just salty teabagged John
by Memer9000 January 2, 2020
mugGet the salty teabagmug.

teabag terror

When you insert the whole penis inside a vagina including the balls.
by MildSouffld March 11, 2023
mugGet the teabag terrormug.

dusty teabag

When in coitous, one partner flatulates directly onto the man's scrotum. Can be hetero or homosexual.
I gave my boyfriend a dusty teabag but he just kept pounding me
by DocturDave January 28, 2016
mugGet the dusty teabagmug.

Teabag drop

This is a male dance move, demonstrating to potential mates both flexibility and strength in both thighs and buttocks. This move is of a provocative nature, requiring said dancer with legs facing forward to bending the knees, as to achieve a squatting position until balls (teabags) are almost touching the heals. Then opening ones legs and slowly standing back to starting position with a body roll (commonly employed with another person behind the dancer, positioning buttocks into crotch location of the person at the rear)
look at Nate doing a teabag drop, what a strumpet”.
by Wxbearx May 15, 2013
mugGet the Teabag dropmug.

Rusty teabag

When you try to shit a large turd and it touches the water before retracting back into your sphincter.
I haven't been able to shit in two days, I sat on the toilet for hours and all I did was give the porcelain God the rusty teabag.
by Wyzguy April 25, 2020
mugGet the Rusty teabagmug.

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