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targeted watering

The art of peeing on the same patch of lawn each night, diligently making sure all surrounding neighbors can see.
"I'm just going to do some targeted watering of that new spring bush"
by Married2aScott September 18, 2020
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The Target Situation

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When an insane cult that supports destroying women's sports (for women) and letting men go into women's restroom and do bad things, burning down crap, and putting walmarts in black neighborhoods out of business
put up clothes for children of topics that are totally inappropriate for kids and parents were righteously indolent about not only having to say they can't explain this crap to them 'wait until you get older my child', but that they were supposed to (which is insane and immoral)...
and people got angry for some (in)sane reason totally incomprehensible to people who aren't just deranged but different apparently.

Target had to
2 (When target) had to remove the inappropriate and unhealthy indoctrination material in fear of 'The Bud Lite Situation'.
The target Situation:
Target;
'Uh, oh.
We need to remove the cultish indoctrination crap that is inappropriate for kids and is upsetting parents despite the financial consequences from the esb

or we are going to find ourselves in a
(The) Bud lite Situation.
If we don't,
stockholders might sue us for sabotaging their stocks.
Because we only care about money though, and still uphold Bud Lite original 'shelf space', we need to do math on what will loose us the most, the line of credit hit, or angry republican extremists from the far right.' (Actually just parents just rip shnit /shiz about having to explain front butt S words/concepts/ terminology to their children).
by bobsterclause June 4, 2023
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Confirm Target

Any single target of a different distance in a stage that involves plate rack engagement. Irregardless of size and/or relative distance
Engage the plate rack large to small then the confirm target.
by Hillbillychemist September 24, 2025
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Target CD

A mediocre compact disc that was manufactured by Wea (Warner-Elektra-Atlantic) from late 1982-till summer 1985. Made in Japan or West Germany. The reason why they call them targets because of the target design in the Disc. People pay stupid amounts of money on them, because they supposedly sound better than the remasters.
Mac: hey man that prince target CD sound good?
Dale: it cost me an arm an a leg
by Western Tunesmith February 7, 2021
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airstrike target

A racist term used to describe a Palestinian person referencing the ongoing war and how they're unfortunately basically just that: airstrike targets.
Guy 1: hey give me back my backpack you fucking airstrike target! Guy 2: nope I'm taking da shit in da bag guy1: *calls the US army to shoot the bastard
by Sugon69 February 6, 2024
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Target

A store with no points system that whines when employees call in, well fuck if I had to deal with moron guests all day, id need a mental health day too!!!
Damn, I gotta go to target?! All the shit here is so expensive!!
by FatManLurks March 27, 2022
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Target Looter Kang

Noun. A mockery of the Martin Luther King holiday in the US. Mail, government offices, and other services are closed.

Kangz is a word drawn from how African Americans say kings. Looter refers to how commonly African Americans take advantage of a natural disasters to rob stores.
Fuck Target Looter Kang day!!! I just want my fucking mail!!!!

What a way to celebrate black people.... by not working!
by Duke, PhD January 15, 2024
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