Spunk taped

When you cum on a magazine preferably a porn magazine and you can't open it up because the cum has sealed it.
When I saw Jenna Jameson in Playboy I cummed all over the magazine and when I came back a week later I couldn't open it because it was spunk taped.
by Crunk Magnum May 16, 2009
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No Tape Day

A "No Tape Day", or NTD, is a day in your week where everything you do just seems to go wrong, or there are little quirks that usually don't happen during that task. sometimes this involves a second person to share the experience.

ex... you run out of tape (or a needed supply) during an important task at work or school
Man #1 : Dude my entire day has been going wrong

man #2: Man, your having a no tape day
by Schmidtington April 21, 2010
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Measuring tape

A name you use to call people that never gives up. Just like a measuring tape, that person always pulls back to where they got to and thrive.
That person never gives up! He must be a measuring tape
by Handlerock September 23, 2019
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dick tape

Tape in which is used on the dick.
My dick kept bouncing around so I used some dick tape and taped it to my leg.
by Rbomb04 November 14, 2014
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Ankle Tape

Used to tape your ankle to your skate in an attempt to achieve better balance while playing hockey. Usually people who are new or bad at the sport.
Guy 1 - "I cant balance on my skates" Guy 2 - "try using ankle tape"
by SavingTheFranchise August 29, 2011
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tape lion

bigger than a tape worm. lives in the stomach of very skinny people. mostly those who eat alot. causes effects like no no sexualism, just look up the term Levi in this dictionary.
the tape lion ate all of levi's food and therefore made him weigh 2.5 pounds less than a starving ethiopian child.
by tape lion scientist May 08, 2007
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Love tape

The act of sticking duct tape on someone, with love.

Writing "love tape" on a piece of duct tape and sticking it on your friend to show how much you love them(:
Person 1: LOVE TAPE! *sticks tape on person 2*
Person 2: YES! I'm loved!
by ILOVEYOUBIOTCH November 10, 2010
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