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Synchronize Watches

The act of calling your friends in an attempt to set a time to have sex at the same time as each other. This act builds lasting friendships and bonds as each person has sex knowing that they are having sex at the same time as their friends. This act can be done alone (Hand Solo) if a partner is unavailable.
Bob emailed all of his friends to Synchronize Watches at 8:30 tonight. My wife is on the rag so I will be going Hand Solo.
by Rodan Mistiff February 19, 2011
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Synth

Synth on the AP forums
by JaaK November 27, 2003
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Symphatize on

to symphatize on somebody means to ejaculate on someone, as easy as that!
if ur girlfriend had a bad day, u just come up to her and say, "sweety u had a bad day, come here let me symphatize on you"
(spanish accent preferable)
by RAyRUStAM May 11, 2006
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Synchronicity X

One of the best Gears of War players on the planet. Promises to own anyone that crosses his path..
by Guy that got owned by him October 20, 2008
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synchronicity

Paradox as a meta-state. The state of paradox being simultaneously a null value and a self-value with a pursuant corollary that "self" and "null" are oppositive values respectively.
Synchronicity is one of four states of the paradox: paradox-as-a-line (process) , paradox-as-a-point (value), paradox-as-a-curve (phenomenon), and paradox-as-a-state (metastate) with two, paradox-as-a-process and paradox-as-a-state being meta-states.
by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019
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synch

When someone is acting very stupid in a retarded like manor.
a group of friends are out for dinner and one of the friends spills their drink all over the table: "bro you have the synch"
by johnny pastoreeeee December 21, 2010
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synchronicity

A series of coincidental events that may appear important. If you believe my other definition - then you ARE special. In a retarded sort of way.
"Sie...duh, wauk-uh. Woah, we're walking on a sidewalk!"
"And?"
"And? And I was just thinking of that word. That's not synchronicity. I think the universe is trying to tell me something..."
"Dude you need to lay off the dissociatives."
by the dip June 4, 2007
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