Condor Swoop

Successfully seducing a woman that is temporarily emotionally vulnerable. A tactic inspired by the manner in which the majestic winged bird of prey, the condor, "swoops" upon his prey, locking an innocent bunny rabbit in its vicious tallons. A dubious method popularized by one named "B-Lighty, the unstoppable rebel force."

"I'm a Condor bro, I swoop... and if you don't watch your girl, i'll swoop on her too." Condor Swoop.

by Shin0bi June 4, 2014

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Swoop and poop

When well intended teams, emboldened by progress, are confronted by an unseen, underestimated, and devastating obstacle with such insurmountability, that it forces the team to retreat, forfeit all progress, and question all of their life decisions to that point in time and wonder if they should have just gone to law school after all. Look, Josh is a lawyer and he hardly works.

At their final presentation, the team was introduced to stakeholder they’d never met before, who they’d been assured didn’t care about their project, but now seemed eager to deliver a cataclysmic swoop and poop.

by Dr.Jslammajamma September 25, 2019

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swoop gang

Swoop gang is what you say after you have stolen a guys girlfriend. The reason the word “swoop” is in there is because you’re like an eagle and the girl is a fish, you swoop down and snatch her from the water. The water in this scenario can be her mans. You can also just say “swoop” or “she just got swooped”

Luke: “Maya just broke up with Elijah to be with me. Swoop ganggg!”
Max: “mannn she just got swooped🤭”

by Kuzco1904 August 8, 2019

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senior swoop

When senior pursues a relationship with a junior within the first few weeks of school starting.

Man Tony is such a senior swooper he is dating a junior.

by Broomboy6788766 August 30, 2023

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Half moon swoop

A sex position in which the female, or bottom, is in a back bend position, while the man, or top, is on arial silks with and erect penis. He then swoops back and forth as he inserts his dick in the vagina or anus til climax.

The half moon swoop should never be attempted!

by That bottom bitch October 17, 2019

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