Get the swipe your credit cardmug. 
The Tinder for Gay Virgins who haven’t experienced the grab and shunt shite bite 3.0 that vacuum seals a 360 double hand twist schlop schlop fanny nunchuck cock swipe on you which makes them say what in the Fanta fizzling fuck is this abundance of absolute buttermilk bullshit.
After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
by nellster69 August 17, 2023
Get the Cock Swipemug. by Gunslinger341 June 19, 2016
Get the turbo swipingmug. by Mr . Sauce February 20, 2021
Get the swipe and gomug. Blindly swiping right or tapping like in Tinder to everything and everyone without regard to how attractive or unattractive the persons profile displays.
Derp: Dude, you just swiped right on that wildabeast!
Yolo Swiper: Yeah fuck it, I'm yolo swiping. If we match, I'll filter her out later.
yolo Tinder swipe
Yolo Swiper: Yeah fuck it, I'm yolo swiping. If we match, I'll filter her out later.
yolo Tinder swipe
by hammertime03131987 November 7, 2014
Get the Yolo Swipemug. multi swiping is a term self harmers use when they cut themselves twice or more in the exact same place making the wound deeper.
by mustardran March 15, 2024
Get the multi swipemug.