Sweaty Texan

When a sweaty 60 year old texan man sucks your dick so you can donate money to his stream and he slobs your know with sweat from his grifty hands

I was at my boy seans house the other night and he gave me a sweaty texan

by Sweaty Sean 1488 September 30, 2022

Sweaty Gee

An actual God, he is the best fucking singer in the world, he will twist your asshole into knots just by making eye contact with you. His performance of all star makes the ladies so wet and he can get any bitch he wants.

Person 1: have you seen the new video by brennan perry?
Person 2: yeah, sweaty gee made me super wet

by anal.annihilator July 7, 2019

Sweaty Jimmy

A sweaty Jimmy is when you have a fever or when youre really warm and your dick is long, sweaty and red ish.

For example:↓↓↓

1) "i had a 40° fever yesterday and tried to jack off with a sweaty Jimmy but wasn't easy."
2) "its so hot imma get a sweaty Jimmy".

by Pickle chin ah boi April 15, 2019

Sweaty sanchez

To have a sweat mustache after intense activity

douche bag 1: YO DOOOD...i just pumped iron like a motherfuckin BOSS and im so FUCKING sweaty i think i have a sweaty sanchez
Douche bag 2: AL-FUCKING-RIGHT

by Johnnybertone July 9, 2011

sweaty mom

A soccer mom who is always on the go and is always sweaty and pissed off. Shes always in a rush and usually about to have her breaking point.

Me: "Hey mom can I go get some chips?"
Mom: "NO NO NO!!! I HAVE YOGA AND IM SO SICK OF YOU!!!!!! AFTER THAT YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO THE GROCERY SHOP TO GET SOME KALE!!!!"
Me: {oh no shes turned into a sweaty mom}

by AWESOMESAWS12 June 16, 2018

sweaty mattress

Another word for Pad (product girls use on their periods

omg she was so scared to use a tampon so she only used sweaty mattresses

omg she smelt like she hasn't changed her sweaty mattress

by meg1235 March 27, 2019

Sweaty Bevis

What happens when you complete a workout on Apple Watch when walking to the car.

I was walking to my car and achieved a Sweaty Bevis

by Yodelayhoo November 17, 2018