Sweaty sanchez

To have a sweat mustache after intense activity

douche bag 1: YO DOOOD...i just pumped iron like a motherfuckin BOSS and im so FUCKING sweaty i think i have a sweaty sanchez
Douche bag 2: AL-FUCKING-RIGHT

by Johnnybertone July 9, 2011

sweaty mattress

Another word for Pad (product girls use on their periods

omg she was so scared to use a tampon so she only used sweaty mattresses

omg she smelt like she hasn't changed her sweaty mattress

by meg1235 March 27, 2019

sweaty mom

A soccer mom who is always on the go and is always sweaty and pissed off. Shes always in a rush and usually about to have her breaking point.

Me: "Hey mom can I go get some chips?"
Mom: "NO NO NO!!! I HAVE YOGA AND IM SO SICK OF YOU!!!!!! AFTER THAT YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO THE GROCERY SHOP TO GET SOME KALE!!!!"
Me: {oh no shes turned into a sweaty mom}

by AWESOMESAWS12 June 16, 2018

Sweaty Gash

A hot whisker biscuit

A healthy vagina after a jog

After my pole dancing set, I first thing I do backstage is wash my sweaty gash.

by Fodangle January 20, 2022

Sweaty Pigs

When your feet aggressively sweat from doing coke

Damn, skiing made my pigs sweaty.

I got some sweaty pigs

by SkellyKee October 15, 2021

Sweaty Brazilian

When you're fucking a girl, and you put your balls in her asshole.

I gave that bitch a sweaty brazilian

by DouchebagDavis June 28, 2017

Sweaty muffins

An overweight woman who crams into small yoga pants.

Did you see those sweaty muffins at McDonald's

by cogglesnatch June 6, 2017