When a sweaty 60 year old texan man sucks your dick so you can donate money to his stream and he slobs your know with sweat from his grifty hands
by Sweaty Sean 1488 September 30, 2022
Get the Sweaty Texanmug. An actual God, he is the best fucking singer in the world, he will twist your asshole into knots just by making eye contact with you. His performance of all star makes the ladies so wet and he can get any bitch he wants.
Person 1: have you seen the new video by brennan perry?
Person 2: yeah, sweaty gee made me super wet
Person 2: yeah, sweaty gee made me super wet
by anal.annihilator July 7, 2019
Get the Sweaty Geemug. A sweaty Jimmy is when you have a fever or when youre really warm and your dick is long, sweaty and red ish.
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For example:↓↓↓
1) "i had a 40° fever yesterday and tried to jack off with a sweaty Jimmy but wasn't easy."
2) "its so hot imma get a sweaty Jimmy".
2) "its so hot imma get a sweaty Jimmy".
by Pickle chin ah boi April 15, 2019
Get the Sweaty Jimmymug. douche bag 1: YO DOOOD...i just pumped iron like a motherfuckin BOSS and im so FUCKING sweaty i think i have a sweaty sanchez
Douche bag 2: AL-FUCKING-RIGHT
Douche bag 2: AL-FUCKING-RIGHT
by Johnnybertone July 9, 2011
Get the Sweaty sanchezmug. A soccer mom who is always on the go and is always sweaty and pissed off. Shes always in a rush and usually about to have her breaking point.
Me: "Hey mom can I go get some chips?"
Mom: "NO NO NO!!! I HAVE YOGA AND IM SO SICK OF YOU!!!!!! AFTER THAT YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO THE GROCERY SHOP TO GET SOME KALE!!!!"
Me: {oh no shes turned into a sweaty mom}
Mom: "NO NO NO!!! I HAVE YOGA AND IM SO SICK OF YOU!!!!!! AFTER THAT YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO THE GROCERY SHOP TO GET SOME KALE!!!!"
Me: {oh no shes turned into a sweaty mom}
by AWESOMESAWS12 June 16, 2018
Get the sweaty mommug. omg she was so scared to use a tampon so she only used sweaty mattresses
omg she smelt like she hasn't changed her sweaty mattress
omg she smelt like she hasn't changed her sweaty mattress
by meg1235 March 27, 2019
Get the sweaty mattressmug. by Yodelayhoo November 17, 2018
Get the Sweaty Bevismug.