stall surfing

Surfing the web on your smart phone while dropping a duece.

"I had burritos for lunch and spent the afternoon in the bathroom stall surfing"

by Kuhnbar666 April 16, 2010

sumping

An obscure combination of the word sex and dumpling. It is commonly used when an individual is doing unspeakable thinks to bread like products

Eli quit sumping with your roll. People are staring.

by conserned for bread July 6, 2011

Ego-Surfing

Searching the internet for things describing oneself; also using search engines to answer people's questions on forums in order to appear knowledgeable in the subject, unlike the dumbsh1t you really are.

Toxis must be an intelligent man.
No, he just uses ego-surfing because he's a twat.

by WhiteBoy88 December 28, 2005

friend-surfing

Surfing your friend's friend lists on Facebook to 'pick up friends'

He is such a loser in the real social world, but has the longest friends list on facebook thanks to 'friend-surfing' - mostly with fake pictures of himself.

by Anant Deboor December 9, 2008

FUPA Surfing

The act of spanking a woman's FUPA with the intent of riding her fat rolls to glory land. Caution: undertoe may be significant depending on the swells and no lifeguards are on duty.

He's always been a bit of a chubby chaser. Last night he said he got Ricky Lake drunk and did some fupa surfing. He said he fell off 3 times.

by sh_rebel February 28, 2011

Cloud surfing

When you smoke some that good chronic and you stay on the move feeling high as fuck!!

I just blazed up some that real good now my ass cloud surfing on my way to work!

by muffylove April 13, 2014

Wind Surfing

a) the acts involved in flatulence fetish...aka fart play.

or
b) intentionally making a vagina expel compressed air

a) Did you hear that your ex lets his new boyfriend fart on him..? Ya he told me he's a wind surfer.

b) My boyfriend likes to do it doggy style so it makes me quiff..he's in to wind surfing.

by Sand Cat February 27, 2010