surphone

To surf the Internet via a smartphone, perhaps obsessively

It's rude to surphone while eating lunch with your crush, unless you both are surphoning.

by TheOldProfessor May 16, 2017

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Surprise Marlin

When you are fucking your girl, and you stick your fingure in her butt hole to perk her up. Then take you other hand and stick it in her mouth just like you caught a giant marlin. Once your finger is in her mouth your friend jumps out of the closet and takes a picture, of your giant catch.

Danny: dude you will never guess what i did to monique.
Stan: Aww man what could do to that whale?
Danny: I gave her a surprise marlin, Big Tom took the pic.
Stan: Dude that is sick i wish i could do that.
Danny: in time you will, in time you will...

by catch of the day 1968 November 27, 2009

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Sureha

Meaning breathtakingly beautiful like the morning sunrise. Originates from the Indo-aryan languages.

wow, sureha....

by arabica November 6, 2010

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Surprise Holiday Roulette

The act of putting off all homework and studying in the hope that the next day will be surprise holiday.

1:Man I got so much Chem work, no way I'll finish it all.
2:Yeah I do too, but I'm playing a little surprise holiday roulette, if I don't win though, well I screwed for the test.
1: That's risky man, very risky.

by DasBoot,DasBoot January 24, 2013

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surprise pickle

1. When a guy cums in your mouth and it tastes surprisingly like pickle juice.

2. When you reach into a bag of food and find a juicy surprise pickle at the bottom.

1. "I was craving something salty so I let Bob give me a surprise pickle to satisfy my craving"

2. "I can't believe that restaurant didn't surprise pickle me. I'm never going back!"

by Stare July 23, 2014

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